I’m all for abstract art but I think there has to be a limit. For me, that limit is a Christmas wreath made from a toilet seat.
Don’t get me wrong, there are far worse holiday offenses out there like adults dressing up like pink bunnies, putting out cookies for fat reverse burglars and the worst offense – putting up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving.
The toilet seat wreath, however, still ought to be considered at least a minor offender. For one thing, it’s too obvious. It’s basically already a wreath. All you’re doing is hot gluing tacky things to it.
I get it, people think it’s funny to put something associated with defecation on their door or wall. Who wouldn’t want to be known for that? But just like bad posts on social media could cost you a future job, bad decorations at Christmas can cost you the respect of, well, everyone.